Auburn Rocket FAILS TO LAUNCH

You may have heard about NASA’s Artemis rocket drama:

They are going to try to launch again late this month.

Apparently, there was a leaky seal.

No– NOT THAT KINDA SEAL…

NOPE – NOT THAT EITHER…

Super cool... BUT NO!

It was some kind of HEAT SHIELD SEAL that they are working to fix.

I say JUST USE “FLEX SEAL.”

THAT STUFF REALLY WORKS–

But NASA insists on DOING THINGS RIGHT

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THEN THEY FOUND A HYDROGEN LEAK LAST WEEK.

Many Alabama-based ROCKET SCIENTISTS HAVE A HAND IN THE SPACE PROGRAM.

In fact, some Auburn grads worked DIRECTLY ON THE ARTEMIS PROJECT.

Rumor has it that one of them wrote “WAR EAGLE” somewhere on the rocket.

NASA says they are going to take another pass at it later this month.

NO WONDER THE LAST 2 HAVE BEEN INCOMPLETE.