Daylight Saving Time Is Total Garbage

Don’t forget to set your clocks forward an hour to mark the end of what is LITERALLY the greatest waste of time known to man: Daylight Saving Time. Yes, Daylight Saving Time is here, and it is SO DUMB.

Last I checked, the days and nights get longer on their own thanks to, you know, SCIENCE. I get that DST was conceived back in the olden days to give people more hours of sunshine; I imagine that it's easier to read Ye Olde Farmer's Almanac under the warm of the afternoon sun than by the waning light of a whale-oil lamp.

Or whatever.

I mean, yeah--we get more hours of sunshine. That's cool. You need more time for spring sports, and I'm not here to debate that.

It's just--the IDEA of it is so antiquated and dumb. And LORD HELP all the parents of infants and small children. A two-year-old has NO CONCEPT of time. If your toddler wakes up at 6 a.m. every day, that means your kiddo comes barreling into your room at 5 a.m. on Sunday. Do you know how much fun that is?

Spoiler Alert: It's not. It's not fun. AT. ALL.

Call me crazy, but when it comes to Daylight Saving Time, I'm 100% salt.