Don’t forget to set your clocks forward an hour to mark the end of what is LITERALLY the greatest waste of time known to man: Daylight Saving Time. Yes, Daylight Saving Time is here, and it is SO DUMB.

Last I checked, the days and nights get longer on their own thanks to, you know, SCIENCE. I get that DST was conceived back in the olden days to give people more hours of sunshine; I imagine that it's easier to read Ye Olde Farmer's Almanac under the warm of the afternoon sun than by the waning light of a whale-oil lamp.

Or whatever.

I mean, yeah--we get more hours of sunshine. That's cool. You need more time for spring sports, and I'm not here to debate that.

It's just--the IDEA of it is so antiquated and dumb. And LORD HELP all the parents of infants and small children. A two-year-old has NO CONCEPT of time. If your toddler wakes up at 6 a.m. every day, that means your kiddo comes barreling into your room at 5 a.m. on Sunday. Do you know how much fun that is?

Spoiler Alert: It's not. It's not fun. AT. ALL.

Call me crazy, but when it comes to Daylight Saving Time, I'm 100% salt.

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